Sign up for some mudslinging at The Dirty Dash and you’ll feel like you spent 2 hours on the side of the farm Old Macdonald didn’t want you to see. It’s a blitzkrieg of filth… an unpurified mess that no amount of Brita filters can cleanse. You’ll run, slide, jump, and crawl your way through piles of slop so thick and dark, you’ll think you’ve wormed your way back into the comfort of your mother’s womb. Oh yeah, and it’s just the best time you’ll have all year. That’s all.
By the time you’re done, even Drano won’t unclog those pores.
We take all-comers. Advanced of years? Consider this your rejuvenating mud bath. More to Love? That’s just more surface area for mud. (Visa and MasterCard also work just fine).
Paint the town red? We say paint it brown. So get your friends and get your sloppy seconds at Tacoma’s Dirty Dash.
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When registering for the 2012 Dirty Dash please use promo code: TAHOMALAX as the Dirty Dash will donate 20% of the registration fee to the Tahoma Lacrosse Club for their fundraising program. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!